I wasn’t really into golf at the time. Didn’t yet have the bug, had just returned from living in Canada for 4 years and my old man took me out for a round at our local track to catch up.

Short par three, topped it, bounced 100 times hit a huge bank, rolled onto the green and rolled down the slope horizontally across straight into the hole.

Having no real idea how lucky or hard it was to do again I teed off the next hole, proceeding to slice the re-homed pro-v1 into the neighbouring farm never to be seen again.

Now I’m obsessed with golf and it’s my biggest regret.